brsis:

zebeau:

what if every piece of clothing you liked or reblogged suddenly appeared in your closet

it would probably be the wrong size

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lamonogatari:

holybikinisbatman:

pragtergeist:

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

SCREAMING

….this is….oddly….good??????????????

i’ve been waiting for this

angelfingertips:

"Since men as great as you two are chasing after and treating me, a former halfling, as your enemy..."

angelfingertips:

"Since men as great as you two are chasing after and treating me, a former halfling, as your enemy..."

Leave bites on my neck,
So I can spend the whole day,
Still wearing your lips

A Haiku about love bites (via imjustbeingfriendly)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?